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Oil Shortage?

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in:

Alaska
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Wyoming
Utah
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
Montana
and
Texas

Our dipsticks are located in DC:

Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
Christopher Dodd
Joe Biden
Barney Frank
Ted Kennedy
Barbara Boxer
John Murtha
Dick Durbin
Hillary Clinton
Chuck Schumer

and - drumroll please -

Barack Obama

Need we say more?