Citizens for Sensible Change

Free Kittens

Little Mary Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign “FREE KITTENS” next to them.

Suddenly, a long line of big cars came up, led by a policeman on a motorcycle. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. It was Senator Obama.

“Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?” he asked. “Kittens” Little Mary Pat replied. “They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet.” “What kind of kittens are they?” he asked. “Democrats,” responded Little Mary Pat.

The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Senator Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. They planned to return the next day, have all the media there, and tell everyone about these great kittens.

The next day, Little Mary Pat was again standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the “FREE KITTENS” sign. The big motorcade of cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, BET and CNN, but, for some reason, no FOX.

Everyone had their cameras ready when Senator Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Mary Pat.

“Now, don't be frightened,” he said, “I just want you to tell all these nice newspeople just what kind of kittens you're giving away today.” “Yes sir,” Mary Pat said, “They are all REPUBLICAN kittens.” Taken by surprise, Senator Obama said, “But yesterday, you told me that they were DEMOCRATS.” Little Mary Pat says, “Yes, I know, but today they have their eyes open.”

Open YOUR eyes, America, before it’s too late.