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Climate Change News…Volcano Releases the Equivalent of One Trillion Cow Farts Into Atmosphere On May 2, 2008 Chile's Chaiten Volcano released a gigantic cloud of emissions composed of ash, steam, smoke, and various oddball gases whose estimated amount is equal to one trillion cow farts, a UN-sponsored climate change study revealed. "In just one day, this volcano set the Kyoto Protocol back 15 years, obliterating the otherwise outstanding success of our multi-billion dollar efforts to curb the release of cow farts into the atmosphere," complained Chairman of Intergovernmental Panel on Cow Farts (IPCF) Rajendra K. Pachauri at an emergency conference. 1000 cow farts = 1 MegaGorefart Al Gore is expected to sell cow fart credits to cover those who fly in private jets and ride in limousines. A personal cow fart certificate signed by Al Gore will show your cow fart support. He also advocates the "cap and trade" legislation. This is the bill to cap the cow farts and trade them to countries with insufficient cow farts. Alternatively, the cow farts will be sequestered under ground to prevent them for polluting the atmosphere. This federal program will cost each American family $3,900 annually. The next time you pay higher costs for energy, be sure to thank the brain-dead liberal in your state or congressional district who created this costly bureaucratic nightmare! Get your cow fart certificate today!! Call soon! They are going quickly - press 13 for English. |
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